1.Ho, Ho, Ho
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho (so dirty), yeah
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
A creature was stirrin', she was messin' around
Cause at the party I was decking the halls,
She was at the party jugglin' balls
I can't believe her, we had a relationship
I'm so mad, I'ma crap on her Christmas gift
I made her a big fluffy build-a-bear
But now there's gonna be doo doo on her stupid bear
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah
You's a ho, ho, ho, I don't know know why, why
You would ever say you love me, turn around and lie, lie
Cry, cry so full of sadness and sorrow
Now my heart hurts, Cupid took back his arrow
My eyes cry tears cause I'm sad, just a fraction
Santa gets you coal cause you bad - Michael Jackson
Like Rebecca Black this rap is B.A.D.
But you're still a sleaze, I hope you get STD's cause
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah
Saw you with that stupid tool, underneath the mistletoe
Seein' you with someone else makes my blood boil
Just like the soil, you're a dirty little ho
So go, I don't need a ho that don't got no self control
My heart it still aches, this pain I can't take
Go on and leave together cause I'll never be your rake
You're a ho, plain and simple, nothing but a filthy trap
You may have lit my life up, but now I'm into lamps
You's a ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
You's a ho... a dirty ho
I saw you kissin' someone underneath the mistletoe
You's a ho... a dirty ho, yeah yeah
2.4 Your Kisses
It's winter time where the trees are white
There's couples cozy by the fireside
The lights, the love
The smell of cookies in the air
The snow is fallin' and the weather's cold
It's lonely underneath the mistletoe
I don't need a lot of fancy gifts
No, the one thing on my list
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
You got me singin' again
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
I see presents all around an open fire
But you're the only one that I desire
You touch, your lip, your kiss is what I need
Santa comes only once a year
At least for sure fore the family
You won't be beneath the christmas tree
No, the one thing that I need
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
You got me singin' again
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
You got me singin' again
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
You got me singin' again
Your kiss, your kiss, you kiss is love
We talk about
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
You got me singin' again
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kisses
Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss is love
Your kiss is love
3.My Wish List
Santa Claus, I got a wish for you
It's really big, I hope that you'll come through
Ohoooh
Santa Claus, bring me what I need
Or there'll be no more cookies under the tree
Ohoooohoh
Dear Santa, I made you a list
You better check it twice 'cause I'll never fogive you
If you laugh and you don't pull through
I'll tell all of my homies not to believe in you
Let's start it off, I want a new CD
Please bring me Adele's, I love her melodies
Don't judge me Santa Claus, I'm tryin' to keep it cool
I don't need to be questioned from someone like you
I need some toilet cleaner 'cause my shit is crazy
I want Modern Warfare 3, Santa don't be lazy
And I want a gun, nothing too damn big
Don't lecture me and say： 'You'll shoot your eye out, kid!'
Santa Claus, I got a wish for you
It's really big, I hope that you'll come through
Ohoooh
Santa Claus, bring me what I need
Or there'll be no more cookies under the tree
Ohoooohoh
I want a huge mansion for me and my dad
I wanna be a billionaire, so freakin' bad
Sorry Santa, I'll try not to be greedy
But can I please have an island right next to Tahiti？
And a giant airplane full of really pretty girls
And a magic carpet so I can fly around the world
I'm not asking for too much I won't get carried away
Just bring Micheal Jackson back from the grave
But honestly Santa, there's only one thing on my list
I just really want a girlfriend for this christmas, please？ ：)
Santa Claus, I got a wish for you
It's really big, I hope that you'll come through
Ohoooh
Santa Claus, bring me what I need
Or there'll be no more cookies under the tree
Ohoooohoh
4.Give You My Love
Those presents, they don't mean a thing to me
As long as you are by my side
I'm cool with everything you do with me
You and me is all I need and that is true
I'mma trat your heart like there some cygnus, girl
Fill it up with whatever I can offer, girl
My love is all that I have, is that alright？
With you, with you, with you
There's no need for gifts under the tree
All I want is my girl with me
Oh that would mean the world to me
Just you and me, ooohoohh
I don't need a mistletoe just to kiss my baby
I don't need to buy you diamondrings to show you're my lady
There's one thing for sure
I can give you so much more
This christmas baby
I give you my love
I found my favourite gift, it's you
You're so precious to me, let me take care of you
You're my angel, my star, I'm so glad I found you
In this winter wonderland
We don't need no fireplace to heat it up
Focus on your pretty face
It's just enough to know I have it all
With you I'll never fall
There's no need for gifts under the tree
All I want is my girl with me
Oh that would mean the world to me
Just you and me, ooohoohh
I don't need a mistletoe just to kiss my baby
I don't need to buy you diamondrings to show you're my lady
There's one thing for sure
I can give you so much more
This christmas baby
I give you my love
There's no need for gifts under the tree
All I want is my girl with me
Oh that would mean the world to me
Just you and me, ooohoohh
I don't need a mistletoe just to kiss my baby
I don't need to buy diamondrings to show you're my lady
There's one thing for sure
I can give you so much more
This christmas baby
I give you my love
5.Christmas Swag
Cash and clothes
Wrapped in bows
I got all of those
Christmas gifts and perky lips
Under mistletoes
Cookies and milk
Snow and balls
Santa's got a really big bag
Everybody best be lookin' at me
Cause I got Christmas swag
Rainbow colored lights on the house (I got that)
Heart full of happiness and cheer (I got that)
Candy canes, chocolate rain
Unicorns and silly games
Trains and planes, champagne to the brain
Every little thing I got it
I'm popping bottles of eggnog (Swag!)
Singing Christmas carols with my dad (Swag!)
I'm the best (Brag!)
Happy tail (Wag!)
Bufferin' that low (Lag!)
Cash and clothes
Wrapped in bows
I got all of those
Christmas gifts and perky lips
Under mistletoes
Cookies and milk
Snow and balls
Santa's got a really big bag
Everybody best be lookin' at me
Cause I got Christmas swag
I got a tummy ache from eatin' all them cookies
But guess what (What？)
I got more cookies
On a plate by the tree,
Santa's gonna be hungry, but if he's ever late
I'm gonna eat his cookies!
I decorate the house, I decorate the tree,
I decorate my homies, I decorate Steve
I decorate my car, I decorate the chair
I decorate the trash, I decorate decorations!
Cash and clothes
Wrapped in bows
I got all of those
Christmas gifts and perky lips
Under mistletoes
Cookies and milk
Snow and balls
Santa's got a really big bag
Everybody best be lookin' at me
Cause I got Christmas swag
Christmas swag!
I got Christmas swag
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